A reading from the Book of Gibbs Chapter 4 verse 12
Pestilence and famine where in the air. The mighty warrior who fought hard to overcome his failings had fallen once again. The young and the proud that once served as the hope against the Eagle, The Giants, and the Cowboys of the land were missing and had headed south. The Redskin multitude were scared and cried out for help and in pain.
When Dustin heard the cries of his bretheren he turned to the Lord
“Oh Lord. The Redskins faithful are so confused. Can you in your infinite wisdom shed some light onto the masses?”
So Dustin sat and after several minutes the Lord spoke to him
“My Son you will be my intstrument to speak to the masses and bring the light of knowledge to the Redskin faithful. Speak to them, tell them of my Glory and give them these Redskin 2005 Draft Day commandments”
Then a bolt of lightning shot from the sprinkler system in Dustin’s office and burned the following commandments into his desk.
Commandment 1: Thou shall not sign over priced veterans at a corner back. Thou has two capable starters now and thy draft is plentiful in CB talent.
Commandment 2: Thou shall not entertain thoughts of drafting up. Though does not have the talent or picks in thy bounty to attain such a lofty perch.
Comandment 3: Thou shall not be fooled by the workout warrior. Many a team gave into the temptation of great numbers and fell into everlasting torment from the gold shelled out to these false knaves.
Commandment 4: Thou shall not let injuries determine your first round pick. Thou shall give time to those who require time and remember through unity and faith though can overcome your adverseries.
Commandment 5: Thou shall make character matter. Many charletons were selected promising to perform miracles. They shall leave town in the middle of night with your gold and your hopes.
Commandment 6: Thou shall look at trading down. Reap the seeds of yor investment and remember many that are strong can overcome few who are proud.
Commandment 7: Thou shall remember where thou is weak and address that in the draft but not to the exclusion of talented others. Except of course if Heath Miller is available for he is a stud and even I can see that.
Commandment 8: Thou shall not barter with the wicked ones. For every trade you make your enemy grows stronger.
Commandment 9: Thou shall get rid of any useless person. But wait until draft day and get the best offer. Otherwise the cord of wood shall be thrown in the fire.
Commandment 10: Trust in Gibbs for he is good.
Dustin wept at the news he received and promised to send it out to the world.
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